Dear Matt Skiba,
Make me feel like a woman.

love,
Sarah

Dear punk bands of the world,
Would one of you please cover Richard Thompson's "I Want to See the Bright Lights Tonight"? That'd kick ass.

love,
Sarah

I'm so tired of working everyday ( Read more... )

If I had reliable internet and thus could have left AIM on last night, my away message would have been "OMG NFG BRB ( Read more... )

Dear imdb.com,
Thank you for providing me with information, like the age of Paul Dano from Little Miss Sunshine (22), so I don't feel like such a dirty old woman.

love,
Sarah

Dear everyone who ever said it's impossible to get an I Saw U in The Stranger these days without paying or waiting for months,
Bollocks. I submitted my first on the website last week and it's already in this week's issue.

love,
Sarah

Dear women,
You are nothing but a god-damned baby factory, so start start acting like one.

love,
Sarah

I am finally done with school ( Read more... )

Dear American Apparel ( Read more... )

It's funny to joke about people hearing song lyrics incorrectly, like me (alledgedly) thinking the Gin Blossoms wrote a song about a girl named Chelsea or Corey thinking that Rivers Cuomo was tired of being bread ( Read more... )

sarah: I am so sad today :(
mike fireball: :(
mike fireball: I am so internet hugging you today.
sarah: I had "Counting Sheep" stuck in my head all day at school
sarah: and it made me sad
mike fireball: :(
sarah: Because I'm retarded
sarah: The Unlovables are controlling my brain ( Read more... )